*NOT THAT YOU ASKED By W.G. Reid, F.D.
On Sloan and Getting The F*** Off My Lawn
I love this song and I know this is supposed to mock the early 80's 'friday night videos' format of "let's conceptualize a narrative around this song" because "the kids like that" disconnect of the soon to be MTV gen. However, there is one thing I take issue with. There is nothing f***ing funny about referring to the 80's in an old timey kitchy way. Just because we did it with Happy Days and the Beatles, do you think we are going to let you do that to us!?
The first rule of 'Fight Club'? YOU DO NOT - TALK ABOUT - THE 80's - IN AN OLD TIMEY KITCHY WAY! We will never retire. We will never let you own anything. We are selfish baby boomers! We will run things until we die and even then we will have left things in such a mess it will take generations to come back to what was.
What part of 'new lost generation' do you people not get! Just give us our grand kids and go play with your icrap all ready! Geesh!
Aww! I just pooped my pants again. NURSE!
*William Reid is not a real doctor. And if you are under 30 and reading this, you should probably start voting or something.
